(Mock) Monday Night Raw - Week 6

Raw begins with Vince McMahon entering the ring. He first thanked the fans for watching history being made at Night of Champions and he also thanked the wrestlers for giving it all they got. But here was also there to make a couple announcements. First, as of today’s show, both Raw and Smackdown will now be a three hour show. Second, he has had a meeting with both general managers and has made the decision to give six of Season Two of NXT rookies’ contracts. Third, he has decided that despite the fact that Vicki is doing a great job, he has heard that she’s been favoring certain wrestlers. So with that in mind, he’s decided that Raw needs a co-general manager and she, along with everyone else, will find out who it is by the end of the night. Forth and final note as he leaves the ring, that he is going to bring be bringing back what has made them successful. A little more ‘Attitude’. The crowd goes wild as Michael Cole and The King can’t believe what they’ve just heard. All King could say was ‘Puppies are Back!’


Triple Threat Tag Team Match to determine the #1 Contender for the Tag Team Titles: Ryder & Hawkins vs. Barreta & Croft vs. The Usos

With Ryder and Hawkins already in the ring, Barreta and Croft was making their way down when all of the sudden, the Usos came from behind, knocking them down. The make their way into the ring to go after Ryder and Hawkins and the match begins. The match was quick and fast pace, but in the end we see Ryder, Hawkins, Barreta and Croft brawling outside of the ring. Jimmy Uso goes to the top ropes and Body Splashes them all. Jay Uso then grabs Croft, throws him back in the ring and does his Body Splash finisher for the pin. 1…2…3. The winners and new #1 contenders for the Tag Titles, The Usos. As they celebrated with Tamila, the Hart Dynasty looks on. In another room, the Colons look on from the back with DiBiase and Rhodes signaling them to come on as the four start to head to the ring.

Back from the break, DiBiase’s music hits as the new Intercontinental Champion heads to the ring with his entourage in suits. Dibiase then talks about how he and Cody didn’t get along at one point. But decided to be on the same page because they loved each other as brothers. He told the crowd how they were in a group called The Legacy with Randy Orton. But was run down due to Orton’s inability to be a leader. So DiBiase had announced that it’s time for a new Legacy and it’s in the form of himself as leader, Cody Rhodes, Carlito and Primo Colon. He breaks down how all their fathers paved the way and that how they are going to be far more successful than they have ever been. He says that by the end of the next pay per view that all of Legacy will be carrying gold. As for what they’ve done to Morrison, they said that he was simply at the wrong place, at wrong time and that if anyone was to get in their way will meet the same fate as well. Morrison’s song then hits as the crowd goes crazy. He tries to take out Dibiase, but was attacked by the rest of Legacy. After a little beat down, The Hart Dynasty then made their way into the ring to make it 3 on 4. Cody, was thrown out of the ring, when a fan wearing a hooded sweater came in and threw him back in. When he took off his hood, he revealed himself to be……Dustin Rhodes. The crowd goes crazy to see that Goldust is back to Dustin and he goes after his brother. The four finally ran Legacy out of the ring when Morrison took the mic and issued a rematch with DiBiase for the title at the next ppv, Hell in a Cell. DiBiase agrees as they walk away with Cody looking shocked at his brother’s return as his former self.

After the break, DiBiase is in the room complaining to Vicki about what had just happened and Vicki had said that she will handle it and that next week, it will be a handicap match between himself and Rhodes vs. John Morrison. Legacy then smiled, thanked Vicki and walked away. In the back, a limo arrives with a bunch of paparazzi surrounding it. Out of the limo comes ‘The A-Lister’ and European Champion, David Otunga. Josh Matthews then goes to interview him, but gets shunned away once again.


Kelly Kelly vs. Alicia Fox

The match never got under way as Beth Phoenix makes her way to the ring and decides to take a chair and knocks out both competitors. She grabs the mic and tells Natalia to come out. The Woman’s Champ then comes out. Beth tells her that she got lucky with winning the title and that she wants another shot at Hell in a Cell. Natalia accepts. Beth tries to sneak attack, Natalia catches her and applies the Sharpshooter on her. The refs came in to break the hold as Natalia walks away holding the title in the air.

We then see Chris Jericho make his way into the arena in his car and title, along with Wade Barrett. After the break, Jericho’s music hits as the champ makes his way to the ring with Barrett as they have bandages on their face from what Orton had done to them last night. He said that he should have celebrated, but was ruined with what Orton had done and vowed to do something about it. He said that he’s gonna make sure that Orton doesn’t receive a title shot as long as he’s champion. Vicki then comes out to ‘Excuse Me!’ once again and had told Jericho that not only does he have the night off, but that she had suspended Orton for one week without pay and in addition, next week he has to come out and publicly apologize for what he had done. She also mentions that tonight’s main event will be a #1 contender’s match for Jericho’s title between John Cena vs. Jack Swagger.

The A-Lister: David Otunga is shown in the back making his way to the ring. As he’s walking down the ramp, he signals for the paparazzi to head to the back and wait for him there as he goes to sit down with Cole and The King for the next match.

R-Truth vs. Dolph Ziggler

As the match begins, both wrestlers were distracted at Otunga who was outside but continued to wrestle. Each men did their thing exchanging moves from one another. In the end as Ziggler was going for the Sleeper, Truth ran from it and had given him The Lie Detector finisher and pinned. 1…2…3. The winner….R-Truth. Then out of nowhere, William Regal came out as was about to apply the Regal Stretch on Truth but was reversed and the two began to brawl outside the ring. Otunga then laughed and said that those two wasn’t worth getting a title shot from him. Then Ziggler came up from behind Otunga as he was leaving the table and applied the Sleeper on Otunga as Ziggler signaled his paparazzi to come down and take pictures of Otunga sleeping. Ziggler then takes the European title and tells them to take pictures of him instead.

After the break, The Miz comes out furious and demands that Daniel Bryan to come out right now. Bryan then comes out and Miz issues a challenge to him for next week. After some back and forth talking, Bryan finally accepts. As Bryan leaves the ring, Miz attacks him, then takes him out, throws him on top of the announce table and does the Skull Crushing Finale finisher on him, breaking the table. With the crowd shouting ‘Holy Sh*t!’

Cole and The King then announces a bikini contest next week on Raw. The first in years as the King gets excited as to who the competitors are. It will be The Bella Twins, Tiffany, Kelly Kelly, Alicia Fox and Melina. Then Cole announces the new wrestlers who have been secretly drafted by McMahon and the general managers will be on hand next week and will not tell the crowd who they are and that they will have to wait till next week.

Matthews is in the back right now with John Cena who is excited about the next match and vows to take down Swagger and then go after the World title once again. Matthews then ask Cena if he’s worried about who the new co-GM will be. Cena says that as long as they are on the same page, it doesn’t matter who it is. So now it’s time for the main event.

Main Event: #1 Contenders Match for the World Title: John Cena vs. Jack Swagger

Jack Swagger makes his way to the ring with all grins and too many boos. Cena then comes out to a mixed crowd of cheers and boos. As the bell ring, the two then engage in combat. For 15 minutes they have been battling it out with Swagger attempting to do his finisher. The crowd looks to be really into the match with Cena reversing it to the STF submission. Without the ref looking, Swagger grabs a pair of brass knuckles and knocks out Cena. He then goes for his finisher and connects. 1…2…3. The winner and new #1 Contender….Jack Swagger! As he celebrates, a familiar sound then occurs. The glass breaks and it’s the new co-GM……Stone Cold Steve Austin!! Austin comes in the ring to throw middle fingers to each corner as the crowd goes wild. Swagger then extends his hand welcome Austin. All Austin did was stare at him, gave him two middle fingers, kicked up and Stone Cold Stunner knocking Swagger out. Austin then ended the night with some beers. Even pouring some on top of Swagger to end the show.