(Mock) Friday Night Smackdown - Week 4

Smackdown begins with a brawl, literally as the cameras switch to backstage where Shad and JTG are going at it. Chairs are thrown, garbage cans are thrown. Anything they can get their hands on. Refs and other wrestlers are trying to get the two apart but they just break away from everyone to go at each other again.

Round One of the United States Title: JTG vs. Findlay

Findlay is already in the ring when all of the sudden Teddy Long makes his way to the ring. He apologizes to the crowd for what had just gone down and sadly announces that there will be no Round One match. So out of forfeit, Findlay wins the match. Findlay is excited as he dances around the ring.

Round One of the Diva’s Title: Layla vs. Maryse

Teddy decides to stick around for this match up as he is more interested in seeing Layla up close and personal. Layla blows a kiss at Teddy but was attacked by Maryse. Layla tries her best to upstage her but Maryse hits her Big Kick finisher to pin Layla and move on to Round Two next week. As Maryse leaves, Teddy rushes into the ring to see if Layla was alright. He then gives her the special treatment as he had a ref bring a wheelchair out for her to roll her to the back.

Backstage, Smackdown has a new announcer and it’s….Santino. He shows off his new shirt which says in the front ‘Smackdown’s #2 Draft Pick’ and now on the back ‘And #1 Announcer’. He then interviews Rey Mysterio, who was said to be fighting Sheamus (which Santino called him Meeker from The Muppets instead). Rey talks briefly about his match tonight and then goes into how well his training with Evan Bourne is going and wishes him luck on his interview tonight on the returning ‘Peep Show’ with Christian.

Round Two for the United States Title: Kofi Kingston vs. Drew McIntyre

Round One is now over as Round Two finally begins with Kofi entering the ring. Drew then enters as well to start the match. The crowd is amazed at how well these two perform together putting up the best that they can to make it to the next round. In the end, as Kofi missed the Trouble in Paradise, Drew hits his finisher for the win as he advances to the finals in a very hard fought clean match.

In the back, the Straight Edge Society is in the back as CM Punk prepares for his match coming up next.

M.V.P. vs. C.M. Punk

As both men are in the ring, the ref signaled for the rest of the SES to leave the ring. CM Punk then argued with the ref, giving MVP enough time to go after him with some of his moves. After ten minutes of back and forth, near pin falls action, MVP finally sets Punk for the Playmaker finisher, but was distracted by a returning Luke Gallows. As the ref turns his attention to Gallows, Punk goes for the GTS. But is reverse and MVP connects with the Playmaker. 1…2…3. The winner is MVP, but Gallows enters the ring and attacks him. This brings out MVP’s partner, Mark Henry and the two chased out the SES.

Teddy Long is in the back checking on Layla to see if she was alright. She was so happy that she had even given Teddy a kiss on the cheek and whispered something into his ear which made him do a dance.

Round Two of the Diva’s Title: Eve vs. Serena

The announcer then says that if any of the SES even steps foot out here that Serena will automatically lose the bout. So as the bell rang, Serena goes wild on Eve. But Eve takes care of the loose cannon by applying a few submission moves. But as she was about to pull off her finisher, Serena quickly reverses it and gives her the GTS finisher. 1…2…3. The winner and advancing to the finals is Serena. So the SES are one for one tonight.

Christian is in the back letting the backstage crew know that the Peep Show was returning tonight. He then bumps into Edge. He wishes Christian good luck on being the number two talk show on Smackdown. Christian just laughs it off and walks away.

After the break, we now find Christian in the ring greeting the fans and thanking them for being a part of the retuning Peep Show. He brings out his guest which is none other than…Evan Bourne. Christian hypes the match between him and Justin Gabriel the 180 vs Air-Bourne and how this would probably be one of the best matches to watch at SummerSlam. He asks him how excited it was for him to have Rey Mysterio as a mentor. Before Evan could answer that, two uninvited guest makes their way into the ring. Justin Gabriel and Heath Slater. Heath approached him and told him that Justin doesn’t need a mentor to train him because he can do it all by himself. Justin told him how back where he lived at overseas that he was trained by the best, has beaten the best and that at SummerSlam it won’t be no different. Heath then hypes up Justin again. Bourne then tells Heath if he’s talking all this trash, then why not have a match with him next week as a warm up. Heath accepts as the two walk away, leaving Christian shaking hands with Evan.

During the break, we see Heath and Justin bumping into Rey Mysterio. They back off from him immediately as Rey makes his way towards to entrance as his music hit.

Main Event: Rey Mysterio vs. Sheamus

He comes out to the loudest pop of the night as Sheamus comes out to the loudest boos of the night. As the bell sounds, Sheamus immediately goes after Rey but Rey is too fast for him as he does a couple of hit-and-runs. Sheamus finally catches him with a clothesline. Throughout the match, Sheamus is dominate up until Rey gets a second wind and finally takes it to Sheamus. He hits the 619 and tries for the West Coast Pop finisher but Sheamus catches him with the bicycle kick. As he goes for the Celtic Cross finisher, the lights go out. When they come back on, Edge is in the ring and he goes for the Spear. He tries to go to Sheamus but instead connects it with Rey. The lights go out again and when they come back on, the Undertaker is in the ring as he takes both Sheamus and Edge and Choke Slam. Afterwards, Teddy Long comes out and announces to the crowd and to the wrestlers that due to the exciting ending, Smackdown is going to have an exciting main event next week. It will be Edge teaming up with Sheamus vs. Rey Mysterio and The Undertaker. The crowd goes crazy as the show ends with all four superstars staring at each other.

(Mock) Monday Night Raw - Week 4

Monday Night Raw kicks off into high gear with it’s intro ‘Move to the Music’. Now we see the set up of The Highlight Reel in the ring as Chris Jericho starts off the show with the return of his own talk show. He then talks about how people in the streets where asking him what did the future lie between himself and Wade Barrett. Talking about they were the top Twitter and Google searches this entire week. So now Jericho invites his new security for his show….Wade Barrett. Barrett comes out in a suit and stands by Jericho. He tells the booing crowd to respect their future world champion. Jericho then announces his guest for the evening, Jack Swagger. Swagger comes out and greets Jericho as if they had been friends for years. He tells him that despite not making it out of the first round that he would rather have Jericho as champion than Cena. He then tells the crowd that if you want to respect and cheer for a true American, to respect him. They boo him some more. Finally, Cena enters the fray and into the ring. He talks about how he was screwed and that a true American will admit that they are nothing but a con. Furious, Swagger sucker punches Cena and the two go at it. Jericho then joins in along with Barrett. Outnumbered three to one, Cena is floored. But help is on the way to ring in the form of…The Great Khali. He then clears house until General Manager Vicki pops up on the screen with her not-so-famous ‘Excuse Me!’ She then makes a main event match between Swagger, Jericho and Barrett against Cena and Khali. If Cena can’t find a partner, then it will be a handicap match. The three heels leave the ring laughing as Khali helps Cena up.

Round One of the Intercontinental Title: The Miz vs. Chris Masters

After the break, we see Chris Masters already in the ring getting ready for his match. The Miz final comes out with a mic telling the crowd how he is almost definite ‘SummerSlam’ bound for the I.C. Title. As he got in the ring, Masters began to overpower Miz right away. Miz gets some moves in, but Masters is much stronger. Near the end of the match, Masters accidentally knocks out the ref. Not realizing it, he still goes to apply the Master Lock onto The Miz. He looks like he’s already tapping out but out of nowhere, The Masked Superstar comes into the ring with a chair, knocks Masters to the ground and runs back out before the ref saw him. So Miz took the advantage and did his ‘Skull Crushing Finale’ finisher on Masters. 1…2…3. The winner is The Miz as he advances to the second round. The Miz looks confused as to what had happened.

Back in the General Manager’s office, we find DiBiase bursting into the office asking Vicki why he has to start his round two match after his match last week when Ziggler had the week off. She told him that he was ‘That Damn Good’. DiBiase took into that with a smile and walked away.

Round One of the Woman’s Title: Melina vs. Alicia Fox

As the bell rings, Fox goes to shake hands with Melina, but smacks her in the face instead. She then unloads a couple of moves on Melina. After a few minutes, Melina finally began to overpower her with some moves of her own. At the end, Melina finishes her off with her version of the ‘Maple Leaf Slam’ and pins her. Melina wins and goes adnvances to round two.

Dolph Ziggler is in the back with Josh Matthews being interview. He tells him that despite the respect that he has for DiBiase, he will come out on top in their match next because of his week off so he’s more fresh. Matthews then bumps into R-Truth and asked him was he alright after what had happened with himself and Regal. He tells him that he’ll make sure that it won’t happen again ‘And That’s The Truth’.

Round Two of the Intercontinental Title: Dolph Ziggler vs. Ted DiBiase

Michael Cole announces that it will be Ziggler’s ‘Sleeper’ vs. DiBiase’s ‘Dream Street’. As the match begins, they begin to go at it. They are evenly matched as they tried their finishers on each other to no available. Despite the two being heels, the crowd are on their feet as they see a great match going on with at the end we see Dibiase applying the ‘Dream Street’ and pins. 1…2…3. Dibiase wins and moves onto the final.

Now they are showing a recap of what happened in the beginning of the show with Cena, Swagger, Barrett and Jericho. Backstage, Matthews is now with Cena. He asked if he found a partner yet. Cena says that they haven’t and that Khali is more than enough to make it a three on three and that tonight they will both be going to war. Khali then taps Matthews and does the ‘You Can’t See Me’ pose.

R-Truth vs. Cody Rhodes

No more than five minutes into the match, R-Truth suddenly begins to feel light-headed as he still feels the effect that went down with William Regal a few weeks ago. The ref stops the match as they announce it a No Contest. Rhodes looks around to see if there were any fans trying to jump in after him like last week, then slowly walks away to the back.

Vicki then announces that R-Truth will be out of action until SummerSlam so we ‘The Raw Fans’, can get what we want out of a match.

Round Two of the Women’s Title: Natalia vs. Tiffany

As both ladies entered the ring, out comes Beth Phoenix to come sit right by Michael Cole and The King to analyze the match. Then Melina’s music hits as she comes out and sits right next to them as well to analyze. Natalia looks distracted as Tiffany took the advantage and started beating down on her. After getting her way with her, Natalia finally took it to her with some wrestling moves of her own. In the end, Natalia applied the Sharpshooter on Tiffany to make her tap out. Natalia advances to the finals. Beth then cheap shots Melina and throws her into the ring where Tiffany was still there. They began to double team her when Natalia runs back in to save her. Melina and Natalia finally made the heels run to the back as they both celebrated, but then looked at each other knowing that they might meet in the finals should Melina win.

Cena is in the back asking of Khali was ready for their match next. Khali then surprises Cena with a ‘Cena-nation’ shirt and cap signaling to come on.

Main Event: John Cena and The Great Khali vs. Wade Barrett, Jack Swagger and Chris Jericho

As the three heels enter the ring, Cena’s music hits. Cena then stops in front of the ring to wait for Khali. They both stood out the ring, confusing the heels even more. Cena and Khali turn around to find that they’ve found their partner for the night……Randy Orton. Orton comes out and the six began to brawl all around the ring. The numbers are even now. As the crowd got excited during the entire match, the ending saw Jericho at the tail-end of the RKO. 1…2…3. Your winners are Khali, Cena and Orton. Barrett tries to come in the ring, but gets a big chop from Khali. Swagger tries to come in but decides to just walk away. The show ends with all three faces celebrating and Orton delivering an RKO to Barrett as well.

(Mock) Friday Night Smackdown - Week 3

Friday Night’s Smackdown opens up with Edge starting up the show, bringing back his talk show, The Cutting Edge. He then opens his show about his run-in last week with the Undertaker and that what the audience saw wasn’t what they really saw and that tonight, there is now running away. So he brings out his guest of the night, Sheamus. He tells Sheamus that they don’t agree on a lot, but they do agree that they are not fond of ‘The Dead Man’. Sheamus agrees and then talks about his match against The Big Show tonight. He says that he doesn’t care how big he is or how powerful. He boost about how much more faster and younger he is and says that after tonight, he will punch his ticket to SummerSlam for the finals. Edge then reminds him that if he and Sheamus win tonight that it would be the two of them, one on one at SummerSlam. They both give each other a long stare. Sheamus then laughs and walks away. Edge then grabs him and tells him what was so funny. Sheamus then tells him that if he knew what was best for him was to take his hands off of him. Then he walks away to the back, leaving Edge upset in the ring.

Round One of the Cruiserweight Title: Justin Gabriel vs. Yoshi Tatsu

After the break, we now begin with our first match of the night. As both competitors entered the ring, they shook hands in sign of respect. As the bell rang, they go back and forth with some great lightspeed action. The match ends with Gabriel finishing Tatsu with his finishing move, The Reverse 180 from off the top rope and scoring the pin. So it will be Justin Gabriel vs. Evan Bourne in the finals for the Cruiserweight Title at SummerSlam.

As Bourne was looking on in the back as he saw who he was up against, Rey Mysterio came in the room and asked him if he was nervous? Bourne told him that he was a bit nervous because this will be his first title should he win. Rey then told him how he felt when he first one the title years back and asked Bourne if he could assist him in training for the match at SummerSlam. Bourne was ecstatic to hear that one of his idols would be willing to train him for his match and agreed.

Round One of the United States Title: Matt Hardy vs. Shad

Back from the break, Matt enters the ring with the crowd going wild. As Shad enters the ring with a rain of boos, they show a clip on the screen on how Shad turned on his partner, JTG once again. As the match starts, Shad quickly over powers Matt with a couple of power moves. Matt stood toe to toe with Shad, but could not match the power of Shad. As he was about to do his finisher, All of the sudden JTG starts to run to the ring to distract Shad. As Shad was distracted, it gave Matt enough time to recoup, turn him around and give him his Twist of Fate finisher. 1…2…3. Matt Hardy advances to the second round while JTG and Shad began to brawl inside the ring. As refs came in, they took them out and began to brawl someone. Eventually more refs came in and successfully broke the two apart.

Back in the General Manager’s office, Teddy Long looks sadden to see how the friendship of Cryme Time had officially ended. That was until Layla enters the room to greet Teddy. As she had some choice words for him, they were disrupted by Santino, who was showing them his brand new ‘Smackdown Draft Pick #2….Santino!’ shirt. As Layla laughed and walked away, Teddy argued with Santino on how he had messed up his chances with her and told him to leave and get ready for his tournament match later tonight.

In the locker room, we find The Straight Edge Society getting ready for their matches tonight.

Round One of the Smackdown Tag Team Titles: Trent Barreta and Tyler Rekes vs. Luke Gallows and C.M. Punk

After the break, we find Trent Barreta and Tyler Rekes already in the ring getting ready for their match. Rekes gets on the mike and says how they are the Smackdown’s Next Best Thing. Before he could put the mike down, The S.E.S. comes in and beats them down. As the bell rings, Gallows immediately goes after Rekes. After a valiant effort and many tries to tag in Barreta, C.M. Punk finishes him off with the GTS (Go To Sleep). The S.E.S. wins and moves on to the finals at SummerSlam. Barreta looks concerned for his partner as he wasn’t even tagged in the match at all.

Edge is in the back coming out of the bathroom when he runs into The Big Show. He tells him that he doubts that he will beat The Undertaker tonight. Edge then reminds him of how Sheamus rose to the top of the ladder faster than himself at a young age when he was on Raw and to not sleep on him. The Big Show stands there with concern.

Round One of the Diva’s Title: Rosa Mendes vs. Serena

Serena is in the ring right now and Rosa Mendes is taking her time walking down the aisles. Serena runs out to grab her and throws her into the ring. After manhandling her with a fury of moves, Serena finally finishes her off with her own version of the GTS. Serena wins and moves on the next round.

Round One for the United States Title: Santino vs Drew McIntyre

As Santino was getting ready for his match his opponent, Drew McIntyre took a look at his shirt and began to laugh. Santino told him that by the end of the night, he will him laugh again (Santino meant to say cry). Drew laughed again as he took himself into the ring. Santino ran in after him and began to get serious on Drew. In appeared that Santino was about to winner when all of the sudden, Drew rolled Santino up for the pin while grabbing his tights to cheat. The ref didn’t see it and counted 1…2…3. Drew McIntyre wins as he walks away laughing once again, leaving Santino in the ring sadden.

Round One of the Diva’s Title: Michelle McCool vs. Gail Kim

As the two ladies entered the ring, Santino is still in the middle of the ring upset at his loss. The refs tried to get him out, but to no luck. Then finally Teddy Long comes out and escorts Santino to the back. Then the bells rings as the two Divas go at it. They exchange a couple of nice body slams and suplexes. The crowd seems to be really into this Diva’s match. After a couple of pin attempts, Gail Kim finally seals the deal by going onto top ropes for a Flying Body Press and the pin. 1…2…3. Gail Kim wins and advances to the next round. Being a sore loser, McCool turns her around and gives her a DDT before walking off to a rain of boos from the fans.

Backstage we find Teddy Long talking with Santino. It seems that whatever Teddy is saying is making Santino a very happy man.

Round One of the World Heavyweight Title: Sheamus vs. The Big Show

As the both enter the ring, Sheamus looks intimidated as The Big Show just gives him the staredown. Sheamus immediately attacks Show but did little to no affect. Show catches him at one point, picked him up and threw him out of the ring. After a few minutes of shaking off Sheamus attacks, he finally weakens to his knees. This signaled for Sheamus Bicycle Kick. He hits Show with it, but was still standing. He does it again, but he still stands. So Sheamus goes to the top ropes and does it from there. The crowd goes wild with the ‘Holy S—t’ chants as Show finally falls to the ground. Sheamus pins. 1…2…3. Sheamus advances to the finals. A weaken Sheamus then falls to the floor as he was exhausted from taking out The Big Show.

Round One of the World Heavyweight Title: Edge vs. The Undertaker

As Edge is already in the ring, the lights goes out and the Undertakers music hits. The crowd goes crazy at the site of The Phenom. After the five minute introduction, the match finally starts as Edge tries to take an advantage by weakening The Phenom. But that wasn’t enough as The Dead Man used his mixed fighting skills to take down Edge. Ten minutes into the match as each man has had their share of moves and pinfalls, Edge sets up for the Spear. He connects and goes for the pin. 1…2…’Taker kicks out. Edge can’t believe it, so he goes for the Spear again. Undertaker moves, causing Edge to hit the middle turnbuckle. ‘Taker then grabs Edge and goes for the Tombstone. Connects and pins. 1…2…3. The winner and Sheamus opponent for SummerSlam, The Undertaker. Sheamus is shown in the locker room with an ice pack to his head watching The Dead Man win his match. Not much to his delight as The Undertaker does his celebration by kneeling down in the middle of the ring, ending yet another special 3 hour episode of Smackdown.

(Mock) Monday Night Raw - Week 3

Another three hour Raw special begins with Jack Swagger coming into the ring. He talks about how upset he was at losing the first round of the tournament to Randy Orton but like a true American, he says that he will never give up trying to go for the gold. Then he goes to talk about John Cena, bashing him about how much more of an American he is than the ‘Thug Life’ Cena. After a few minutes, Cena comes out to a mixed crowd of cheers and boos. Cena then gets into the face of Swagger and tells him exactly what being an American stands for and then mocks him about him crying that he had lost the first round. He even showed footage of last week of Swagger crying after the lost on the Titantron. Then Jericho pops up on the screen, reminding Cena that they have a match tonight and the winner will face Orton at Summerslam for the vacant title. As Cena’s back was turned, Swagger ran out of the ring, grabbed a chair and was about to swing at Cena. Cena ducked and gave Swagger an Attitude Adjustment, laying Swagger out. The fans went crazy.

After the break, they showed a replay of what just happened and Vicki Guererro didn’t look too happy about what just happened. Ted DiBiase walks in and has a talk with Vicki. He tells her how all he wasn’t happy with the way the company’s direction was in and helps plan to usher Raw into a new era…in due time. Vicki liked the sound of that as Dibiase walked away.

Round One of the Intercontinental Title: John Morrison vs. Wade Barrett

We continue with the first round of the Intercontinental Title with John Morrison taking on Wade Barrett. After some back and forth action, John Morrison wins with the Starship Pain. After the match, Josh Matthews in the back interviewing Cody Rhodes.

He wants to know why Cody is he afraid that his brother might interfere with the match tonight. He said that after what he did to his brother, there will be no worries because he will win tonight and make it to the final round of the European Title where he will finally capture his first singles title. In the locker room, we see the brothers, Carlito and Primo getting ready for their first round match.

Round One of the Raw Tag Team Titles: The Colons (Carlito and Primo) vs. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder

After the break, we find the Colon Brothers (Carlito and Primo) in the ring waiting for their opponents, who are the reunited Curt Hawkins and Zach Ryder. After some exciting moves exchanged back and forth, Carlito finally sealed the deal with his Nutcracker Backbreaker finisher to score the victory and advance to the final round of the tag tournament. After the match, we see Hawkins arguing with Ryder about how he got pinned.

In the back as Cody Rhodes was walking towards the ring, he bumps into The Colons as they wished him good luck. Then he bumps into DiBiase. DiBiase then talks to Cody about how good they were as tag champs, only because he carried the team. All Cody did was stared at him with a cold stare and walked away. At this point, DiBiase looks confused.

Round One of the European Title: Cody Rhodes vs. David Otunga

Back in the ring, we begin another round one of the European Title with the winner to go to Summerslam to face R-Truth in the final. As David Otunga enters the ring, they began showing footage of what had happened to R-Truth last week after the match when William Regal snapped. As a result, R-Truth will not compete tonight and William Regal was suspended until further notice. As Cody Rhodes was entering the ring, this hood-wearing fan jumped from the gates, ran towards Cody and clotheslined him from the back. He then picked up Cody and gave him a series of uppercuts. Security came and finally took the fan away. Leaving Cody in a weaken state, crawling into the ring. Otunga quickly told the ref to ring the bell to start the match. As the bell rang. Otunga right away picked up Cody and gave him his Sidewalk Slam finisher. 1…2…3. The winner and the one to go to the finals in Summerslam is David Otunga. As Otunga leaves the ring, Cody is struggling to get up, confused at what happened.

DiBiase is shown in the locker room watching the match laughing hysterical at how Cody lost.

Round One of the Woman's Title: Beth Phoenix vs. Bree Bella

Next up is a round one match for the Woman’s Title between Beth Phoenix vs. Bree Bella. This one ends in less than two minutes as Beth Phoenix finishes off one of the Bella Twins with her finisher. Phoenix the poses to the crowd looking confident as she thinks she had already won the title.

Round One for the Intercontinental Title: Ted DiBiase vs. 'The Masked Superstar'

In the back, refs are breaking up a tussle that was about to go down between DiBiase and Cody Rhodes. Dibiase then heads to the ring for his first round match for the Intercontinental Title. He then laughs at the site of his opponent as it was ‘The Masked Superstar’. But it was no laughing matter and ‘The Masked One’ was giving him a run for his money. After a few near falls from ‘The Masked One’, Dibiase finally was fed up and took the match more serious. After a couple of more minutes of back and forth action, Dibiase finally win with his move, The Dream Street. DiBiase celebrates in the ring as ‘The Masked Superstar’ is laid out cold.

Josh Matthews is in the back now interviewing Chris Jericho. Jericho, as cocky as ever tells Josh how he intends on beating Cena tonight and putting an end to the Cenanation. He then sees Wade Barrett about to leave the building and runs after him. He then ask Barrett doesn’t he wish that he has his ‘teacher’ by his side and that they could be a formable team like they did back in NXT. Barrett then tells him that they will talk more about it next week. Jericho then looks on smiling.

Round One of the Woman's Title: Nikki Bella vs. Natalia

Back from the break, another first round match for the Women’s Title was about to start between Natalia and Nikki Bella. This was once again another quick match as Natalia win this one with her Uncle Bret Hart’s move, The Sharpshooter. Causing Nikki to tap out. After the match, Natalia showed some sportsmanship and helped Nikki up and out of the ring.

Back at Vicki’s General Manager’s office, we see that she had called Cena in there. As he came in, she told him that the rules on Raw are going to be different and that he has to play by her games. He said that as long as she or anyone else gets in his way on his quest for the title that he has no problems playing by her rules.

Main Event and Round One of the World Title: John Cena vs. Chris Jericho

Back from the break, it is now time for the main event. It’s a first round match for the World Title between John Cena and Chris Jericho. As they both are in the ring, the bell sounds as Jericho gets in his face talking trash. The exchange blows. The match seesaws during the minutes of the fight with one putting on a submission move on the other. After an exciting 20 minutes, Cena finally applies the STU submission on Jericho, as he was about to tap out, Swagger runs into the ring and immediately pulls the ref out of the ring. The ref then asked what he was doing and Swagger tells him that he was helping out Cena. With that said, the ref signaled the bellkeeper to ring the bell and stop the match. The winner of the bout as a result of a disqualification….Chris Jericho. So Jericho heads to the finals to face Randy Orton. A fumed Cena then chases Swagger all the way to the back and out the building as Swagger jumps in his limo and drove off. Back in the ring, Jericho was still celebrating his unexpected win when all of the sudden out of the crowd came Orton. He turned Jericho around and gave him a RKO, much to the fans delight. The show ends with Orton looking down at Jericho with a smirk on his face.

(Mock) Friday Night Smackdown - Week 2

The tournaments continue as the Week 1 of the Smackdown tournaments are already on the way and the first match of the night will be Round 1 of the Cruiserweight Title.


Round One of the Cruiserweight Championship: Evan Bourne Vs. Heath Slater


Out comes Evan Bourne and next comes Heath Slater to a chant of ‘Slater Sucks’. The bell rings and with the match under way, they each get into a tie-up with both men trying to score a quick pin before the other. The action in moving so fast pace, even the crowd is going wild. Slater slows it down with a cheap elbow shot to Bourne. He then throws him to the corner. He goes for a high flying body splash. Bourne ducks, but Slater catches himself before getting hit as well. As he turns around, he was greeted with a hurracarrana from Bourne, follow by a small standing version of Air Bourne. He goes for the pin, but Slater kicks out at 2. Slater backs up to the corner and Bourne runs towards him and jumps on top of him to go for the 10 punch count. Before 10, Slater grabs Bourne for a running powerbomb. Instead of the pin, Slater goes to the top of the ropes and tries to go for a flying legdrop. He misses and Bourne goes up for an Air-Bourne, connects and pins. 1…2…3…


Winner: Evan Bourne


The winner is…Evan Bourne, so he would advance to the finals. Edge is in the back and announces that his talk show, The Cutting Edge, will be back next week and tells the fans that he guarantees a victory against Rey Mysterio later tonight.


Round One of the Smakdown Tag Titles: MVP & M.Henry vs. E.Jackson & V.Kozlov


But for now, the first round of the Smackdown Tag Team division is on the way as Mark Henry and MVP make their way into the ring with their opponents, Vladamir Kozlov and Ezekiel Jackson.

From this moment on, I will just be telling you who won the match-up and how they won. But I will explain more about the storylines.


Mark Henry and MVP defeats Kozlov and Jackson with Henry giving Kozlov the World’s Strongest Slam. After the match, Kozlov and Jackson then began to argue.


In the back, as Sheamus was heading to the ring for his first round match, The Big Show gets in his way and says how he wishes he could fight him in the next round so he could knock his head out. A scared Sheamus approaches the ring, waiting for his opponent who happens to be Christian.

This is a first round match for the World Heavyweight which is also a ‘Beat the Clock’ rule match. The winner of the match is Sheamus with the Cletic Cross at 6:27.

After the break, the first round of the U.S. title begins as Kofi Kingston goes one on one with Chavo Gurrero. Kofi wins the match with the Trouble in Paradise, so he advances to the second round.


After the break, The Undertaker comes out to a big pop and talks to the crowd about how he will win the World Heavyweight title and to those who are against him, shall fall. As he leaves the ring, Kane walks right past him to begin his match. They then gave each other a stare down.


As ‘Taker leaves, out comes the Big Show and Round 1 of the World Heavyweight title tournament. Winner with a chokeslam, The Big Show in 6:55.


Backstage, The Straight Edge Society are seen celebrating that they are still together and that they guarantee victory in the Tag Team and the Diva’s division starting next week.


Speaking of Divas, Jillian is in the ring right now and does her singing, she was interrupted by her opponent, Eve. Five minutes later, the winner of the match was Eve with a moderation of a powerslam.


Ten minutes later and the final match begins between Edge and Rey Mysterio. At the end of the match, Rey attempted for the 619 but was caught with a Spear from Edge, to get the 3 count and advanced to the next round in 6:00.


Then the lights went out. When they came back on, ‘Taker was on the screen. He said that since Edge had won the fastest time in the ‘Beat the Clock’, his reward was that he was going to take on The Undertaker next week in the second round. The lights went back off and when they came back on, ‘Taker was right in the ring and quickly went for the chokeslam Edge dodged it and crawled out the ring, ending the show with the both of them staring at each other.

(Mock) Monday Night Raw - Week 2

(Mock) Monday Night Raw – Week 2


Vicki Guerrero is in the ring right now to begin the show. Again, within every ‘Excuse Me’ she shouts out, the more the boos become. She welcomes everyone to a brand new era of Raw and that in addition to the matches that she had mentioned on Smackdown last week, there will be 3 ‘Beat the Clock’ matches tonight as part of the WWE Championship and whoever beats their opponent the fastest will automatically advance to the finals while the other two winners will have to fight it out to see who makes it to the finals. She thanks everyone for coming and the show begins as the theme song to Raw changes back to the Union Underground song ‘Move to the Music’ “Forget the lies the money, we're in this together. And through it all, they said that nothing's forever. And they refuse to see the change in me. Why won't they wake up?! Come on! Come on! Come on! Let's get it on. Move to the music, play that f***ing music, move it to my music, yeah (Lets get it on). Move to my music, play that f***ing music, live through my music, yeah.” As the fireworks come out to the brand new era with Michael Cole and Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler as the commentators. They begin to give a rundown on each tournament until Chris Jericho comes out and makes fun of the crowd. He then ask for his opponent to come out right now so he could hurry up and get back what was rightfully his all along. To his surprise, that opponent is…The Great Khali and he is accompanied by Raji Singh.


Round One of the WWE Title: Chris Jericho vs. The Great Khali



As the bell rang to start the match, Jericho tries his best to go after Khali but is push to the floor. Jericho gets frustrated and tries to leave the arena, then realizes that the is a ‘Beat the Clock’ match so he runs back into the ring and is greeted by a big boot to the face. He picks him up and chops him in the head knocking Jericho down. He then picks him up again, scoop slams him and goes for the pin. 1…2…Jericho’s shoulders are up. He picks Jericho up again and throws him to the turnbuckle and tries to go for a running body splash but Jericho elbows him to the face giving him the opportunity to go up to the middle ropes to try and hammer Khali but got punched in the face as he was coming down instead. Khali then signals for his ‘Face Claw’ submission. As he grabbed Jericho, he reverses it and drop kicks Khali in the back of his knee to slow him down. He began to work on the knee some more until he was down on one knee. He runs against the rope but was caught with a clothes line from Khali. Khali then misses an elbow drop and Jericho goes to do a lionsault and connects. 1...2…and Khali throws Jericho off and out of the ring. He comes out after him but Jericho pushes him to the pole knocking him out. He then drop kicks Khali to the steel steps. At the count of 10, Jericho is back in the ring and the winner in 10:52….Chris Jericho.

Winner: Chris Jericho

So the time to beat is 10:52 as Jericho leaves to the back confident that no one will beat his time. Next up, we have the first round of the European title match between R-Truth and William Regal as they both enter the ring to their own theme music.

Round One of the European Title: William Regal vs. R-Truth


As the bell rings, Regal quickly goes kick Truth in the gut and goes to twist his arm. He puts more pressure as Truth pushes him against the turnbuckle and Regal was force to let go. Regal then tries to shake Truth’s hand. He goes to shake it but Truth squeezes Regal’s hand even more, then Regal rolls out of the ring. The goes back in at the count of 8, they finally go into a tie-up until Regal arm slams, Truth. Regal then goes for a full nelson slam. He pins Truth, 1…2…Truth kicks out. Regal then applies the bow and arrow stretch submission move. Truth doesn’t give up, so Regal then stomps on Truths legs and back. He goes to pick up Truth, but gets caught in a pin cradle, 1…2…Regal kicks out and gets so frustrated that he begins to pull out a pair or brass knuckles. The ref sees it and takes them away from him. Truth then kicks, runs to the ropes to try for an axe kick and misses. Regal then trips Truth and tries to go for Half Boston Crab. After a minute of struggling, Truth reverses the move, knocking Regal to the ground. As Regal was about to get up, Truth finally connects with the axe kick. He then pumps up the crowd, goes to the top ropes and goes for a Hurricanrana and goes for the pin, 1…2…Regal puts his shoulder up. So Truth then picks him up and tries to go for his finishing move ‘The Lie Detector’. He misses and Regal then applies his finishing move, ‘The Regal Stretch’ submission. As it’s locked in, Truth tries to reach the ropes while the crowd is rooting for him. He finally reaches for the ropes. But Regal still holds on. The ref tries to get him off, but he wouldn’t let go and so the bell has rung. Winner of the match as a result of a disqualification…R-Truth.

Winner: R-Truth by disqualification


Two more refs try to come in to try and break the hold. Regal finally let go of Truth but then snaps and puts the Regal Stretch on one of the ref. Now officials are out to try and stop Regal. They finally release him and he walks away with a strange look on his face say that ‘This is not over!’ Goldust is in the back getting ready for his match against Dolph Ziggler when all of the sudden, his brother Cody Rhodes decides to show up to wish him luck as they both shook hands and hugged each other. Cody then said that no matter who he is (Dustin Rhodes or Goldust) that he will always be his big brother. With that said, Goldust makes his way to the ring for his match which is the first round for the Intercontinental title. Dolph Ziggler then makes his way out as well and the bell rings.

First Round for the Intercontinental Title: Goldust vs. Dolph Ziggler


Ziggler quickly knees him to the gut and began a fury of punches. Goldust backs him to the corner with a couple of uppercut shots. He then goes to the middle ropes and goes for the some punches. As he was about to do his signature Goldust pose on top of Ziggler, he grabs Goldust and does an inverted atomic drop. Ziggler goes to the middle ropes, goes for an elbow drop, connects and pins, 1…2…Goldust kicks out. Ziggle then applies a headlock to wear him out. Cody then comes to ringside to support his brother. As Goldust sees that he was there so he went and elbowed his way out, ran to the ropes and clothesline Ziggler. He then connects with his own elbow and makes the pin, 1…2…Ziggler’s shoulder is up so Goldust then gets him up, throws his against the rope and connects with a powerslam. Cody then calls Goldust to the ropes to give him a hug. But that hug then turns into Cody dropping Goldust neck in the ropes, giving Ziggler the opportunity to go for the Sleeper Hold. As it’s applied, Goldust does all he can to get out, but that was all for him. Winner by submission….Dolph Ziggler.

Winner: Dolph Ziggler


So as Dolph leaves excited about moving on to the next round, in comes Cody. He begins to slap around Goldust and screams to him about how much of an embarrassment he has been to the Rhodes family, told him that he was a disgrace and walked out. As Orton was getting ready for his next match which was the ‘Beat the Clock’ challenge, Jericho walks into the locker room and tells Orton that he is the one going straight to the finals and not him. Orton the gets in his face, looks up and down at him and walks away with Jericho looking confused. A replay is now shown on how Rhodes just turned on his big brother, Goldust and how Regal snapped earlier after his match. Josh Matthews is trying to get an interview with Regal before he leaves the area, but was too late as he got into his limo and drove off.

Round one of the WWE Title: Jack Swagger vs. Randy Orton


Jack Swagger is in the ring now talking about how fast he used to beat his opponents in high school and says that he will do the same to Orton. Then Orton’s music hits. Orton makes a surprise entrance thru the crowd behind Swagger and tries to go for the RKO, but Swagger quickly runs out of the ring. Then the bell rings, giving the ref the ok to count Swagger out, but he runs back in at 5 only for Orton to stomp him down. He pushes Swagger to the corner and gives him some uppercuts, Swagger reverses it and does the same. The Orton reverses it until Swagger couldn’t do no more. Orton throws him to the corner and tries to clothesline him but Swagger completely jumps over him and body splashes his back. As Orton is weary, Swagger went for a powerful clothes line, knocking him down. Swagger goes for the pin, 1…2…Orton kicks out. Swagger goes for his Corner Slingshot Splash and gets hit with Orton’s knees instead. Orton gets up and connects with the Inverted Headlock Backbreaker. Orton then signals for the RKO and the crowd is going wild. He grabs Swagger, Swagger reverses is, kicks him in the gut and goes for the Gutwrench Powerbomb, Orton reverses that, RKO, pin, 1…2…3. The winner of the match and new first place winner in the ‘Beat the Clock’ match at 7:30, Randy Orton.

Winner: Randy Orton


So the time to beat now is 7:30. In the back the Hart Dynasty is shown in the locker room laughing at Jericho knowing that he has to fight another round. Jericho then wishes them the worst of luck. Josh Matthews is in the back interviewing John Cena. Matthews tell Cena that his opponent tonight would be Batista. Cena then cuts a promo on how he’s going to beat Batista and the time to get the bye to the finals. He then bumps into Swagger, with Swagger smiling wishing him good luck later tonight. It is now time for the first round of the Raw Tag Team tournament.

First Round of the Raw Tag Titles: The Hart Dynasty vs. V.Archer & C.Croft


First out is Vance Archer and Caylen Croft. Then the Hart Dynasty makes their way out. The match is under way as we begin with Smith and Archer locking up. The ref breaks them up and tells them to lock up again. When they do, Archer backs up Smith to the corner and lets of a fury of elbow shots to the face. He throws Smith to the corner, but gets knocked in the face with an elbow as well. Smith quickly tags in Kidd and Kidd jumps to the top ropes and connects with a flying body press. He makes the pin, 1…Archer kicks out and tags in Croft. Kidd then begins to do a couple of arm drags to Croft until he puts him in an arm bar hold. Croft then pushes Kidd toward his corner and now the double teaming begins. Both Croft and Archer picks up Kidd, goes to the middle ropes and does a back drop to the mat. Kidd tries to tag Smith but Archer knocks him out of the ring. Smith tries to come in, but the ref wasn’t having it. While the ref was distracted, Croft and Archer had both threw Kidd to the corner and did a back to back running clotheslines, followed by a big boot from Archer. He goes for the pin, 1…2…Kidd’s shoulders are up and Archer is get frustrated as he picks up Kidd, throws him to the ropes for another big boot, he misses, Kidd slides under him and dropkicks him to the turnbuckle, knocking them both down to the mat. As the ref was counting away, both men had made it to their partners. Both Smith and Croft come in fresh, but Smith gets the advantage with a bunch of running clotheslines. He then Gorilla Presses Croft in the air and slams him to the mat. Kidd then clotheslines Archer and himself out of the ring. Smith picks up Croft and goes for the running powerslam, but Croft gets off of him and pushes him to the turnbuckle. Not knowing that Kidd was back in the ring and on the top ropes. Without giving him the chance to turn around, Kidd immediately gives Croft a flying bulldog from off the top ropes and goes for the pin, 1…2…3. The winners and advancing to the final round…The Hart Dynasty.

Winners: The Hart Dynasty


As The Hart Dynasty was about to leave the arena, Natalia had told them that she was going to stay and scout the next match, which was for the Women’s Title. After the break, Natalia is seen sitting with Cole and Lawler as Kelly Kelly makes her way into the ring. Tiffany goes in right after her.

Round One of the Woman’s Title: Kelly Kelly vs. Tiffany


As the bell sounds, they each shook hands and went into a tie up. Kelly throws Tiffany to the ropes and immediately kicks her out of the ring. On the floor, Natalia looks on to see if she was alright and Tiffany pushes her. As Kelly was about to pull Tiffany back into the ring by the hair, Tiffany hits her with a high kick, knocking Kelly to the floor. She then goes to the top ropes, goes for a frog splash and connects. 1…2…3. Your winner and advancing to the next round…Tiffany.

Winner: Tiffany


After the match, Tiffany then began to stare down at Natalia, who was shocked as to why she had pushed her. We now see Batista, who is about to head into the ring until he was stopped in the back by Matthews. He asked Batista what are his chances of beating Cena. Batista tells him that if he did it once, he’ll do it again. After the break, we Batista in the ring to a chant of ‘Batista Sucks’! Then the music of John Cena hits to the biggest pop of the night. Cena then runs into the ring and immediately the fight starts. The bell hasn’t even rang as the two kept brawling outside the ring.

Round One of the WWE Title: Batista vs. John Cena


The bell then rings after Batista hits Cena with a spinebuster outside the ring. He goes for the quick cover, but only gets the 2 count. Batista began to punish Cena some more with a bunch of power moves. After 3 minutes, Cena finally takes the upper hand with a few power moves on his own, followed by the 5 knuckle shuffle. He goes for the pin, only to get a 2 count. He then goes for the Attitude Adjustment, but Batista reverses it with a Batista Bomb. He slowly goes for the cover only to get a 2 ½ count. Furious as the time is now at the 6 minute mark, he goes for another Batista Bomb, but Cena reverses it, clips Batista’s knee and applies the STF on him. As Batista struggles to the ropes, Cena applies it harder. The time is now at the 7 minute mark and Batista still has not tapped out. After a while, Batista finally taps out as Cena celebrates the victory.

Winner: John Cena


But when he goes to look at the time, it was at 7:35, which means that Randy Orton has won by 5 seconds and will automatically advance into the finals. As upset as he was, Cena still celebrated with the fans as Batista is being treated for medical help to end the show.